Okay, so I've been a lttle absent lately. Sorry folks, between being busy with work, my broken laptop and my general apathy towards everything lately, I haven't been able to keep you all up to date. For a quick fix, here's a new little saga I like to call "The Good, the Bad and the WTF?":
I weigh less now than when I still in my 20s
because, yet the food is that bad…
..Are they really serving Carcass of Lamb?
I never have to do my own laundry
because we have a contractor who does it in large loads.
Who’s “manties” are these in my clean laundry?
I am surrounded by the Hindu Kush and Himalayan mountain range
that I rarely actually see due to the poor air quality
Afghanistan-induced asthma anyone?
We have indoor plumbing here
that doesn’t really work.
What is with the methane smell? Is this toilet going to explode while I’m sitting on it?
I truly do enjoy listening to two non-English speakers try to have a conversation in English
until I have to read the official email traffic
What is “traficcability impact” and “it was hided”? Have an native English speaker proofread before you hit "Send".
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